While watching the coverage tonight, the news reported that Hilary Clinton spent over $29 million on her campaign. I'm not in NY, but if NY is anything like my state, I'm sure a lot of that money went towards stupid political ads that go something like this:
Joe Schmo doesn't deserve your vote. Joe Schmo eats babies for breakfast and the elderly for dinner. No seriously, with a side of ketchup, he devours them. He also hates kittens and tries to run over puppies whenever he takes to the road.
Wouldn't it be amazing if all that money went towards something useful? Maybe something like compensating our troops the way they should be, maybe using it towards medical research that could lead to cures for horrible diseases, etc. etc. etc. Let's be honest here. How many people are actually swayed by the ridiculous ads on TV? One ad that I saw frequently said that X candidate "would vote to eliminate birth control in all 50 states, even for married couples." I mean, COME ON already. That's not true; it's just stupid.
So, here's some advice for getting elected next time around:
























